Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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