help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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