I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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