there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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