no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Gay?
German.
Pity.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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