dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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