mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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