Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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