So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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