BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I deserve this hangover.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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