He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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