i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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