come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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