Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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