I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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