Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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