Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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