the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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