hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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