so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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