Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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