Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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