What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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