I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
she looked like the before picture.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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