so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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