I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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