shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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