I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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