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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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