I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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