hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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