**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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