come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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