Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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