I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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