Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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