okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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