y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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