come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i drank out of a bidet.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
