I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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