idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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