I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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