I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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