Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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