Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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