Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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