I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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