come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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