You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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