in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I had to cum in my sink.
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